Presenting: An ongoing list of the best spam comments that come my way.

You good people who read this blog don’t get to appreciate the spam that arrives in the comments feed, and that’s a bloody shame. Sometimes they damn near approach poetry. Fortunately, I’m here to sort through the “Miley can do no wrong (LINK: pictures of head lice)” and “Your blog is very interesting, but have you tried satisfying you’re women with larger?” (LINK: satisfying you’re women with larger) and get to the truly interesting comments left by machines, Terminators, and schizophrenics.

So here we go. Enjoy, if you dare.

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In a city of 25,000 homes, a survery was taken to determine the number with cable television? In a city of 25,000 homes, a survery was taken to determine the number with cable television. Of the 300 homes surveyed, 210 had cable television. Estimate the number of homes in the city that have cable television.

  • First of all, fellow, you don’t seem very confident…you question yourself right off the bat. Secondly, I didn’t start this blog to do word problems. However, since you went through so much trouble to conduct your survery, I’ll give it a shot…25,000 divided by 300 is 83 point 3 repeating, so the circumference of the city is…wait, pi r squared, with r being…damn. This is tough. No wonder you questioned yourself. I’m gonna go watch Troma movies on cable now.

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  • Ha ha! It’s fun to translate your posts into Estonian and then back to English. For those who aren’t sure, this comment was originally the chorus of “Bad Romance.”

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  • Even a Dutch rapper (Van Gangsta?) should set his/her sights higher than freakin’ Akon, dude. Try Geraldo. His English isn’t beeing so good either.

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  • Motive? I have no motive! I’m innocent, I tell you! Innocent!! How did you find me? And why are you wearing my Suit?

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  • I don’t know if being too good to write Genius is an insult or not. Either way, I feel even a robot can put a space after an exclamation point. Johnny 5 woulda kicked you in the bolts.

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  • Now you’re just mocking me…not cool, Mr. I’m-too-hip-for-spaces-sometimes-but-sometimes-they’re-okay. Or are the exclamation points supposed to represent clicks, like the guys in “The Gods Must Be Crazy?” In which case, I tried to see your movie five times, but it just kept getting more and more overrated.

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  • You were fantastic? What happened, friend? Did reading my blog impede you, or is it the cure? I long to help but your lack of punctuation and general random vernacular is oh no now I suck in too after I read this Ha!Hey!Hah!.

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